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幽默:CS

作者[孙锡云] 发表于[2011-12-28 22:58:00]

幽默:CS

上大学时，整个宿舍楼就是一个大局域网，经常有人一起联网打CS。CS大家都知道，就是警匪对战的游戏。局域网里的人都可以随便起个名字加入进去。有个牛人，起的名字叫陈小二，枪法很准，动作也很敏捷，把对手打的很惨。游戏里不断显示出字幕：
陈小二用手枪杀了XXX
陈小二用刀捅死了XXX
……
结果对方有个人怒了，改名为“他爹”加入了游戏。
一声枪响，字幕显示：
陈小二用狙击枪杀s了他爹……
这还不是g潮，众玩家受此启发纷纷改名。字幕不断出现：
陈小二用刀捅死了他爷爷
陈小二炸死了他姨姥姥
陈小二用手枪杀s了他二大爷
……
整个一灭门惨剧啊。
突然，陈小二同学消失了。
其他猥琐男正窃喜该高手不堪凌辱自己跑掉了，
又一位新人“你爹”加入进来。
然后字幕出现：
你爹杀s了他二大爷，
你爹杀s了他姨姥姥......

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