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幽默:鼻涕与鼻血

作者[孙锡云] 发表于[2011-12-28 22:57:00]

幽默:鼻涕与鼻血

我初中有个同学，他哥在**学院上学，北方人到了南方，换季时节难免感冒什么的，久而久之他也就习惯了。某个夏日的深夜，他半梦半醒之间感觉自己在流清水鼻涕，因为睡得很爽，又懒得下床拿纸，于是就用手抹啊抹，然后顺手在墙上被子上擦来擦去，擦来擦去，……慢慢的又睡着了

第二天早上他被”啊！“的一声尖叫吵醒，还没明白是怎么回事儿，就被人狂摇，”xx！！xx！！你醒醒！！醒醒啊！！“，他坐起身来一片茫然，被搞蒙了，心想这怎么回事儿？！

事实的真相是：他其实不是流鼻涕了，而是夏天上火，流鼻血……………………

于是他寝室的同学早上迷迷糊糊上厕所的时候，一抬头就看见了这样的一副情景：他对面的床上、被单上、蚊帐上全是血迹，鲜红的一大片，墙上也是一条一条的，还有个血手印，而他的同学脸上脖子上全是血，躺在床上一动不动……

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