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哭笑不得

[ 2011-7-6 14:29:00 | By: 杨远锋 ]

◎欧美大肠杆菌引发病患，中国网友评论：平时不吃地沟油，现在傻了吧。
    评论：俺们百毒不侵，什么毒来了也不怕。
    ◎这是一孩子对数学帝写的词，名曰《江城子·葛军传奇》：拿到试卷透心凉，一紧张，公式忘，似曾相识，解法却不详，向量几何两茫茫，看数列，泪千行。两小时后出考场，见同窗，共悲伤，如此成绩无脸见爹娘，待到老师发卷日，去操场，哭一场。
    评论：孩子，想开点，考试成绩并不是人生的一切。
    ◎今天高考的日子。今早11点才醒。然后舍友望着我：语文都考完了，你怎么才醒啊。我坐在床上就开始想哭。还一边想对不起父母啊。抑郁了半天之后，才想起我已经大一了。
    评论：恭喜恭喜，这可真是从噩梦中惊醒啊！
    ◎想起某年杂志招聘记者，约了一些同学面试，好多小同学在楼下打电话：楼下保安不让进啊，你能不能下来接一下？我：不能。小同学：那怎么办？我：自己想办法，这都对付不了，还是不要做记者了。呵呵……当然，最后大部分同学都进来了。翻墙进来的最后成了狗仔队，讲理进来的成了评论员，软磨硬泡进来的去跑官会，撒泼打滚的后来都提拔成了主编，硬打进来的，后来成了保安……
    评论：很好的面试方式。
    ◎唐僧：“我是不是玉树临风？”众徒：“是。”唐僧：“我是不是倜傥风流？”众徒：“是。”唐僧：“我是不是博学多才？”众徒：“是。”唐僧：“我是不是英俊潇洒？”众徒：“是，师傅您再说我们就吐了。”唐僧：“可为什么刚才捉我那女妖说要吃我而不是爱我？”
    评论：想要当妖怪，心中必须没有爱，见到再帅的帅哥也不能动心。

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[ 2016-9-6 18:49:04 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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[ 2016-9-28 18:26:02 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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[ 2016-9-30 13:02:10 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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Re:在漫画中识别身边的违章

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Re:在漫画中识别身边的违章

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Re:在漫画中识别身边的违章

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Re:在漫画中识别身边的违章

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Re:在漫画中识别身边的违章

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Re:在漫画中识别身边的违章

[ 2017-2-18 16:28:15 | By: wukmq(游客) ]

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