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开心段子

[ 2011-5-27 20:24:00 | By: 杨远锋 ]

◎某彪哥爱玩，花低价买了辆破212吉普车，毛病不断。某晚路边，刚打着火就把两大灯烧了。这时后面过来辆大奔，彪哥寻思大奔不仅车好，而且尾灯也亮啊，正好能看见，并跟着大奔一路狂追。过了一会，大奔的尾灯突然灭了。彪哥没反应过来，咣的就撞上了。大奔司机下车看了看，哇地就哭了，说：“大哥，我车都入库了。你咋还撞呢?”
◎交往4年的女朋友分手了。昏天黑地上了公交车，旁边坐了个美女也提不起兴趣。售票员过来卖票。我以为是空调车，就递过去两块。售票员看了我们两个一眼，就撕给我两张一块钱的票。我愣了一下，算了算了，继续头靠窗户回忆我四年的感情，不知不觉泪流满面。美女突然说话了：就一块钱，不至于吧！
◎天堂的门坏了，准备重修，招标中。法国人说：只要三千块就弄好，理由是材料费一千，人工费用一千，我自己赚一千；又来个德国人说：要六千块，理由嘛，材料费两千，人工费两千，自己赚两千；最后跑来一个中国人说：这个要九千块，三千块给你，三千块我的，剩下三千给那法国人！

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[ 2016-9-6 18:49:34 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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[ 2016-9-28 18:26:34 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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[ 2016-9-30 13:02:49 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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