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犯迷糊的律师

[ 2011-3-25 12:56:00 | By: 杨远锋 ]

●律师：那个小儿子，二十岁那个，他多大年纪了？
证人：他二十了，跟你智商一样。
●律师：她有三个孩子，没错吧？
证人：对。
律师：有几个男的？
证人：没有。
律师：那女的呢？
●律师：你第一次婚姻咋结束的？
证人：我家那口子死了。
律师：谁死了？
证人：你猜猜看。
●律师：医生，你解剖尸体之前，测过脉搏没有？
证人：没有。
律师：量过血压没有？
证人：没有。
律师：检查过呼吸没有？
证人：没有。
律师：那么，是否有可能，在你解剖尸体的时候，病人还活着？
证人：没有。
律师：你咋就这么肯定呢，医生？
证人：因为那会儿他的脑袋在我桌子上的瓶子里。
律师：我知道，但是，虽然如此，那病人是否有可能还活着？
证人：有。有可能他还活着，并且在吃法律饭当律师。

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[ 2016-9-6 18:50:53 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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