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开心糗事小幽默

[ 2011-1-8 12:31:00 | By: 杨远锋 ]

1、报纸上说，女子的寿命比男子长。丈夫不懂：“真不知道为什么男人要先走一步。”妻子抱着大堆衣服，生气地说：“总得有人留下来收拾衣服吧。”丈夫点点头：“似乎有点道理。”

2、从哥们儿手里借了辆二手车，深夜第一次独自上路，忽听一声怪响，下车一看，足见一块又大又重的配件掉在地上。好歹弄上车，回去交差时哥们儿说：“你拿我车去偷下水道井盖？看不出你还干这种事……”

3、丈夫约太太看电影，可她一直在屋里化妆不肯出来。等她出来后，发现丈夫在悠闲地看报纸，不解：“你咋不催我？”丈夫笑：“没事，我刚看完电影回来。”

4、“王师傅，听说你和嫂子打架，总是你挨打？”
“唉，不瞒你说，我老婆没有公费医疗，受点伤可不得了，看病要花钱，不像我，打坏了，看病公家给报销。”

5、准新人挑选了一枚钻戒。新娘询问中年售货员：“保护这枚戒指有什么需要特别注意的吗？”
售货员带着善意的微笑说：“最好的保护方法是每天将它在洗碗水里浸泡三次。”

6、飞行员：“指挥塔，我是实习机2345，我的油不够了……”
指挥塔：“实习机2345，我是指挥塔。请保持冷静并立即减速，调整机身成最佳滑翔角度，你看得见机场吗？请立刻回答。”
飞行员：“嗯……指挥塔，我正停泊在南机坪四号道，我只是想让加油车过来一趟。”

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[ 2016-9-6 18:52:54 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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