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居家小幽默

[ 2011-1-8 12:29:00 | By: 杨远锋 ]

1、跟我妈坐沙发上看蜡笔小新，突发奇想，问我妈：小新好可爱啊～以后我要是生儿子生个小新一样的你会怎么办？”
我妈慢悠悠的转过头极其恐怖的盯着我一字一顿的说：“掐死，重生！”

2、暑假，我买了条裙子，到我妈面前显摆，希望她能夸我几句。我妈让我转一圈给她看，上下左右都看完了，我问她“咋样？”，我妈说“还行，该包住的都包住了，该露的也都露出来了”

3、和老爸讨论九寨沟讨论的起劲的时候，俺奶奶哈哈大笑：韭菜沟有什么好看的？咱老家那后山沟，那条沟不是韭菜沟？

4、和老妈去旅游，在寺庙功德箱里赫然看到一张印有古代人头像和仪器的纸币，老妈勃然大怒，喊到：“这素质，不捐就不捐，扔什么冥币！”
我小声提醒：“小声点，那是韩元...”

5、老爸在汽车装饰城买了一个车内装饰品，花费二十四元。
偶然一天，老爸路过一个地摊，发现有一模一样的车内装饰品，问之，地摊大叔答：“十五元。”老爸心痛，甩头离开。　　
大叔马上呼唤道：“大哥，你诚心要，六元拿走！”

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[ 2016-9-6 18:52:57 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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[ 2016-9-28 18:29:53 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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