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给力搞笑小段子

[ 2011-1-8 11:43:00 | By: 杨远锋 ]

1、病人：“大夫啊，我最近总是梦到同样的噩梦，这到底是怎么了？”
大夫：“你梦到什么梦啊？”
病人：“我总梦到我走到了一扇门边，于是我就推啊推，就是推不开！”
大夫：“门上有什么？”
病人：“有一个‘拉’字……”

2、某同学背单词迎战四级，竟然累倒生病住院，朋友来到病房探望。
在病床边，朋友握起他的手：“你还好吧？医生怎么说？”
同学说：“Doctor.”

3、苹果是周杰伦，人太吊，遭人恨但确实才华横溢。
黑莓是陈奕迅，我行我素。
诺基亚是刘德华，无明显缺点，一直很努力。
摩托罗拉是黄秋生，有经典但总出烂片。
三星是吴镇宇，产品有那么一点邪气。.
西门子是张国荣，是传奇，但已经OVER。
HTC是郭富城，总想证明自己，可每次都一样。

4、有个朋友，女，喜欢玩QQ农场，今天起来上网的时候发现她的QQ签名写着：
我的菊花将于今晚十点开放，欢迎大家前来观看...

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[ 2016-9-6 18:52:58 | By: 原创(游客) ]

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