倾销员的漱口水--qsf999的安全生产小屋

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倾销员的漱口水 | 2012-11-4 20:05:00

倾销员的漱口水
　　大街上，一位衣着整洁的倾销员叫住一个男人，问道：“先生，你乐意花200美元买这瓶漱口水吗？”
　　那人骇然说道：“你疯了吗？那简直是抢劫！”
　　倾销员似乎受到了损害，然后又问道：“先生，因为你有一点气愤了，所以我决议以5折优惠的价钱卖给你，100美元，怎么样？”那人一口回绝道：“你一定是个疯子，走开！”
　　于是，倾销员把手伸进他的公文包里，拿出两块果仁巧克力，把其中的一块放进嘴里大嚼起来。他对那个发怒的家伙说：“先生，因为我把你惹火了，请吃一块巧克力吧。”
　　那个家伙剥去巧克力的外壳，咬了一口，忽然，他把它吐在了地上，气急败坏地咆哮道：“嗨，这块巧克力的气味就像粪便！”“原本就是，”倾销员答复，“现在，想买一瓶漱口水吗？”

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